Enjoying life, and chasing my dreams
when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better
HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before and certain I should reblog it again
Intro: State of the Hip-Hop Union Address
Track 1: How Do My Presidential Balls Taste?
Track 2: Obamacare For Ya Mama
Track 3: Vetoing The Pussy feat: The First Lady
Track 4: Rock the Vote After I Rock Ya Headboard
Track 5: I Got the CIA Fucking With Me
Track 6: White House Sanctioned Murder feat: Wild Joe Biden
Track 7: Government Lockdown (Fuck the Repubs)
Track 8: Senate Massacre
Track 9: Executive Branch Evil
Track 10: Harvard Hitman
Outro: Re-Elect a Real Nigga When You See One
Bonus Track: What You Mean Declined? (The Deficit’s Trying To Kill Me)
this track list was too good I had to reblog again